What?! My phone! It was just right there!
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sadydoyle: Let us explain, as I have done, many times, whilst drunk: Over here, we have Taylor Swift. She is fulfilling one of the fucked-up Acceptable Woman archetypes: Permanent girl-child, weirdly virginal no matter how many famous dudes she dates and writes songs about dating,…